This conversation was prompted by MTV insisting on marathoning the Jersey Shore this weekend, I suspect because the season finale is coming and they want to make sure everyone remembers everything they ever said that was stupid, annoying, or questionable.
Also, we’re staying in a hotel and have cable. And our DVD player is packed away in the storage unit. Fail.
Me: Can you explain to me how the phrase “do sex” makes any sense? It makes my ears bleed.
Hubs: I can’t.
After a minute…
Me: You know this show is all about people who don’t understand proper English and just want to drink, go to clubs and hook up, right?
Hubs: Don’t the girls know they’re on The Jersey Shore? Don’t they see the cameras? They must have a reputation there.
Me: They’re in Italy.
Hubs: They travel??? They’re ambassadors???
Me: Yes, clearly.
Hubs: Please change the channel.
And now we’re watching HGTV and some home remodeling show.